My Broke Ass Life

A tribute to the woes of life .
We garden…

We garden…

White wine out of a novelty Disney glass and kashi crackers… Happy cinco de mayo?

White wine out of a novelty Disney glass and kashi crackers… Happy cinco de mayo?

And that is why you don’t play the hokey pokey with ladies in steel toed boots and razor sharp stilettos. #lifeisgrand

And that is why you don’t play the hokey pokey with ladies in steel toed boots and razor sharp stilettos. #lifeisgrand

Vodka and burnt Brussels sprouts. Dinner. Is. Served…

Vodka and burnt Brussels sprouts. Dinner. Is. Served…

Saving old guacamole on a flaccid paper plate. Logical.

Saving old guacamole on a flaccid paper plate. Logical.

I recently joined the “big brother/big sister program. Meet my new little sister, Kara!

I recently joined the “big brother/big sister program. Meet my new little sister, Kara!

Update: door knob still missing, and lost somewhere in the depths of our house. It’s always a pleasure to finger my door open… Every morning…

Update: door knob still missing, and lost somewhere in the depths of our house. It’s always a pleasure to finger my door open… Every morning…

Got a runny nose? Just wipe it with your scarf… Just kidding not if you have a nose ring.

Got a runny nose? Just wipe it with your scarf… Just kidding not if you have a nose ring.

Dear friends. My broke ass life is back. Seriously. I can’t work.

Dear friends. My broke ass life is back. Seriously. I can’t work.

Just a little pre-Christmas potluck…. one of my own personal recipes. 

Just a little pre-Christmas potluck…. one of my own personal recipes.