A tribute to the woes of life .My Broke Ass LifeTumblr (3.0; @mybrokeasslife)http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/I have nothing to share. I’m detoxing. Nothin…<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/34602a9ff90f1bdf2f112641d3a1a6a6/tumblr_mknkynYKNO1r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have nothing to share. I’m detoxing. Nothin…</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46978850425http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46978850425Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:20:47 -0400Aaaaand drunk me has another brilliant idea before bed. Why go...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbabe9a2d05d6ca8a9a60568d02f0a64/tumblr_mkjt5wfaLx1r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Aaaaand drunk me has another brilliant idea before bed. Why go to the faucet when the faucet… Can come to you.</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46799045163http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46799045163Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:27:32 -0400Nope. Doesn’t even need a caption.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea5f5340a6ae6ea962c603a15c6d353d/tumblr_mkhakjP84f1r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nope. Doesn’t even need a caption.</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46673061026http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46673061026Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:50:42 -0400It’s completely understandable. Sometimes you really just...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ec3b6f4cf4228ef748792fe46cba388/tumblr_mkfk7kTv821r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s completely understandable. Sometimes you really just can’t wait for that one night stand to get started. Better start undressing now. Well done bar-goer… well done. </p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46600780345http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46600780345Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:23:00 -0400You heard it here first… Burgers lead to drinking which...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8f3655909aa6d35866ed8038a48b303/tumblr_mkdonctFuO1r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You heard it here first… Burgers lead to drinking which leads to smoking which leads to Ebola virus… Burgers are a gateway drug. </p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46512003858http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46512003858Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:04:24 -0400Because Clark doesn’t let any food go to waste. Even if it...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/421a619fc904081a18ac2c1cc0080fdf/tumblr_mkdg8vkcMV1r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Because Clark doesn’t let any food go to waste. Even if it is an ancient sausage.</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46502563936http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46502563936Thu, 28 Mar 2013 09:02:55 -0400A little lesson on how to look fa-bu-lous - by Kara Henderson.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dba583721105ae5498f0893d8a3fea01/tumblr_mkcrsduNvh1r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A little lesson on how to look fa-bu-lous - by Kara Henderson.</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46482553324http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46482553324Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:14:37 -0400My meals are best enjoyed at around 1 am, riddled with grease,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30ce52d94e532c2fed8cfcce16498d2d/tumblr_mkc5ybK5Jj1r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My meals are best enjoyed at around 1 am, riddled with grease, and preceded with at least… well, all of the beer. </p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46443300256http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46443300256Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:22:59 -0400It’s been a long time… But let’s get this...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b8ae02c980b9805695bcd85318037e0/tumblr_mkc5tm0EWe1r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s been a long time… But let’s get this started off right… Life hasn’t really changed. </p> <p>My Broke Ass Life is back… and none of this images will come in chronological order. </p> <p>Enjoy. </p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46443089180http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/46443089180Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:20:10 -0400We garden…<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xwaejBRw1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>We garden…</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22943759012http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22943759012Sat, 12 May 2012 22:30:13 -0400White wine out of a novelty Disney glass and kashi...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kqjjgh9N1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>White wine out of a novelty Disney glass and kashi crackers… Happy cinco de mayo?</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22480275045http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22480275045Sat, 05 May 2012 19:57:19 -0400And that is why you don’t play the hokey pokey with ladies...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k93tUg6y1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And that is why you don’t play the hokey pokey with ladies in steel toed boots and razor sharp stilettos. #lifeisgrand</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22457121726http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22457121726Sat, 05 May 2012 13:40:00 -0400Vodka and burnt Brussels sprouts. Dinner. Is. Served…<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h4v6VmGJ1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Vodka and burnt Brussels sprouts. Dinner. Is. Served…</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22356336505http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22356336505Thu, 03 May 2012 21:16:18 -0400Saving old guacamole on a flaccid paper plate. Logical.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cqc2dn6n1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Saving old guacamole on a flaccid paper plate. Logical.</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22197009673http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22197009673Tue, 01 May 2012 12:12:01 -0400I recently joined the “big brother/big sister program....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3buxdjTpk1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I recently joined the “big brother/big sister program. Meet my new little sister, Kara!</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22177269024http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22177269024Tue, 01 May 2012 00:53:37 -0400Update: door knob still missing, and lost somewhere in the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39bcuRII11r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Update: door knob still missing, and lost somewhere in the depths of our house. It’s always a pleasure to finger my door open… Every morning…</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22069770198http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/22069770198Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:55:42 -0400Got a runny nose? Just wipe it with your scarf… Just...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32fl2EeBa1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Got a runny nose? Just wipe it with your scarf… Just kidding not if you have a nose ring.</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/21827553769http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/21827553769Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:43:50 -0400Dear friends. My broke ass life is back. Seriously. I...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yo3gHSCZ1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dear friends. My broke ass life is back. Seriously. I can’t work.</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/21690107412http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/21690107412Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:57:15 -0400Just a little pre-Christmas potluck…. one of my own...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwslsjdGi51r7g8tjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just a little pre-Christmas potluck…. one of my own personal recipes. </p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/14794954516http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/14794954516Sun, 25 Dec 2011 23:00:18 -0500On the newest episode of MTV cribs we present… My house!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwizf7OTHg1r7g8tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>On the newest episode of MTV cribs we present… My house!</p>http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/14531831201http://mybrokeasslife.tumblr.com/post/14531831201Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:18:43 -0500